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Doraemonserv acg 543 次編輯,從 2007年9月14日 (星期五)

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香港網絡大典,真正屬於香港網民的網絡百科

He is doraemonserv2.

When time permits, he will have a new account in HKGolden.

At that time he will use a new nickname.

Now his name is 烏大龜, a flying scripta scripta in the less popular HKGolden forums specializing on Educational section. His final aim is to use male lolita identity to sit for HKEAA Broad of Directors preparing the hardest and deepest paper to terminate all ruthless exam machines in OL Politics.

Near no one can catch up with his thinking pace using amalgamic langauges:

and so on...search for it DIY...

He never want to have any lord to do, because he understands, by physiology and genetics that a quick-thinker like him, no matter how high IQ he has innately, die faster than normative person, so his deed is just to write a lot of wills.

人之將死,其言也善


Some PKs even wanna distort his agenta-settings for regimes.

In other spaces, as his cousin, YSW, kicks the bucket, he can freely use doraemonserv, doraemonserv2, little_hazuki and hkcbgcs to open new accounts in file storage hosts such as google, Yahoo!, uwants and mysinablog, he use doraemonserv2.

Note that in xanga, only doraemonserv2 and doraemonserv_acg belong to him.

As YSW failed to tell the password of xanga, he failed to close the doraemonserv account in xanga in order not to be faked by MKguys.

[編輯] 廣東文言解說

字在專詛咒用的廣東粗口五大字有一用例:

我股票閪哂!

這直觀地暗示了「我」炒燶股票不是天災而是人禍,就算受眾不知道語源也能從語理中推測出其語言規律

[編輯] 附話甲:諸如的謬誤形態和廣東粗口用字配搭(collocation)為何在先秦時期普遍

因為本來它們就是本質錯綜複雜,源遠流長的的廣東文言,同時為廣東話

所以2007年香港中學會考中國語文科卷一(閱讀理解,篇章三) )和一向以來的高考中國文學(讀本問題,文學史)才夠膽出長篇先秦文言,因為它們本質和廣東粗口一樣淺白易明。

由於香港考評局中文系不肯開放版權,因此無法把相關歷屆試題抽樣上載至此

相關參考書廣東文言樣本(根據香港基本法公平使用原則上載):

Image:Cantonese_classic.jpg

特謝資料來源: http://kaipublish.com.hk

[編輯] 附話乙:香港教育界常用廣東字音參考

1. http://arts.cuhk.edu.hk/Lexis/Canton/

內有香港考評局採用的廣東發音

2. http://www.kangxizidian.com/index2.php

收錄得最多廣東字形非康熙字典莫屬